Friday, August 13, 2010

Plea to Ringo

Dearest Ringo,

Please don't die. Because if you do, then McCartney wins. I We can't have that. I want to tell you all the ways that Paul is a total nutball, but you already know. He appears invincible - even when accusations surface of his attempts to toss his wife's prosthetic leg into a fire, people are blindly on his side. They don't know what we know, Ringo. I understand your concerns that he's got two years on you, but I believe you can ride this one out. Case in point:

Keep on, keepin' on, Ringo.